when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection
When a project is due at the end of class and the people in your group keep goofing off
all the teachers on tumblr need to put a poster of this in their classroom
im so miserable but i laugh at everything
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
"What are your talents?"
guys i got this new bong but i’m not sure how it works?
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."