dicketysplit:

when the screen goes dark and u see ur reflection

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deanisanactualprincess:

melonethylene:

When a project is due at the end of class and the people in your group keep goofing off

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all the teachers on tumblr need to put a poster of this in their classroom

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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austrianwhore:

guys i got this new bong but i’m not sure how it works?image

theinfamouschubbykitten:

MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Do nuns wear bras?

weavemunchers-deactivated201407:

no bc god supports everything amen 

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."